Food snob alarm.

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So, it turns out I’m a food snob. Not that I want foie gras, truffles and caviar on my plate though (at least not on a daily base). Nope. I’m the kind off snob that turns her head away in a disapproving grimace whenever around nasty-ass chemical food/drinks or products. And has a (very) strong opinion about them.

Like really, I’m turning into a total (wannabe) skinny-bitch-little-miss-know-it-all. Let’s just say, lately, I read and know a little too much about food in overall. And now comes the worst part: I’m not all that skinny and I often eat nasty-ass things. I put them in my mouth, enjoy them for a nasty split second and then feel super sorry. (I guess a lot of woman can relate to this lil’ confeshion)

The thing though, I know what’s good and what’s bad. And I know exactly what I’m putting in my mouth or shouldn’t be putting in my mouth. (Hey, it’s a start!) But I recently realized that I’m that person. You know, that person that needs to say it out loud and tells everyone (I might even sound a little scornful too) surrounding her what they are putting in their mouth WHILST putting it in their mouth. Takes away some of the enjoyment of eating a melocake when someone might mention along the way, out of their big mouth, that it’s a huge-ass fattifying 70 kcal for one cake. And you’re better off eating 70 kcal’s worth of nuts instead of that melocake because you’re body will absorb all the nasty chemical ingredients which will make you feel tired, bloathy, fat and as an extra: it might give you breakouts. (still craving that cake?) Not to mention the sugar-high.

Like, I’m a pain in the ass. For your sweet tooth. I’ll ruin it. Seriously. Ruin. It.

And. This is real life. That happened. Someone currently kinda hates me for ruing their one-melocake-that-week-moment.

I’m also turning into the person that judges (again, scornfully) what other people eat or what they’re cooking. When they think they’re preparing something ‘healthy’, I’ll nonchalantly spill out the endless list of all the things that are not so healthy as they believe them to be. While they’re eating it. Also, when anyone goes on a diet and is stupid enough to tell me about it, I’ll give them first hand tips and tell them exactly what they’re doing wrong. I won’t stop. I’ll start a serious “it’s not a diet, it’s a lifestyle change” rant with a million tips and tricks you’ll prob forget the minute after. (Don’t do sugar free aspartame stuff though you guys. Really. Don’t.)

I know. It’s bad. It’s sad. BUT. Here’s the deal: the more educated on food I become, the crazier I get. And I love it. Can’t help it. I’ve learned so much about food through reading (the internet is such a magical foodie place) that I HAVE to share my knowledge with my so called unaware friends. It’s like word vomit. Healthy word vomit nonetheless.

Luckily for me, I found my match. My boyfriend never minds me ranting about calories, homemade minced meat and stevia. He knows a lot too. Only he knows when to shut the F*** up. And I don’t. I’m a share bear. Share my knowledge to anyone who doesn’t want to know.

I just love to talk about food. It’s always on my mind. Hence the blog. And I’m also a huge muncher (you know, the one who always has food in her mouth. Carrots, mints, nuts, dried fruits, cherry tomatoes and so on. And a handbag filled with small pots that contain food.)

Anyhow: Point proven: I’m a food snob.

So that being said. Time for a piece of chocolate! (Dark. Sugar free. 70% cacao. That’s right!)

xo, Kirsten

 

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Foodie in Amsterdam

BFF amsterdam time

I recently spent an entire weekend in Amsterdam with my bestie. It’s a tradition we try to uphold every year during Christmas break. This time we stayed at the Mercure Hotel, little outside the center of Amsterdam. But there’s a bus stop around the corner where a bus passes by every 15 minutes that drives you straight to the ‘Leidseplein’, which is right next to all the shops.

Anyhow we acted like real foodies and found some real gems for lunch, dinner and for snack-time. So, since this blog is all about food, why not share my favorite restaurants abroad? It’s a nice change in between the recipe’s :). So without any further ado, hereby my favorite (recently discovered and approved) spots in Amsterdam, a city in The Netherlands:

Lunch at SLA

First of all, after a huge breakfast at the hotel, you might want to take it easy for lunch. So off to SLA you go. ‘Sla’ means salad in Dutch (obvi). And that is basically the perfect name for the place. When you enter you’ll immediately see their big bar stacked up with greens and veggies. The people from SLA will take a big bowl and start off by filling it with a plain salad leaf. You can then add things within a few easy steps: first, pick your leaf (rocket salad, mixed salad,…),  then pick a dressing (all 100% vegan), choose a grain, seed or legume (I totally went for lentils. Love them. But I was considering quinoa, but Roxan got that), now pick three veggies (you name it, they have it! I chose pumpkin, broccoli and cherry tomatoes), after you choose a topping (I went for parmesan cheese, but it can be anything from seeds to herbs or even olives). I also took the extra premium addition an chose some beef slices on top. With a green tea on the side… It tasted great. And the whole thing only cost 13euros. Can’t go wrong for that price. And believe you me, it’s a huge salad and the don’t go easy on the veggies and legumes. My kind of salad. Also, the bottles of water with some cucumber slices – for you to take for free – are so cute and are the little extra that makes this a great spot. Place to go for lunch, for sure!

Ceintuurbaan 149 – Amsterdam (Open from 12.00 – 21.00) Website: http://ilovesla.com/en/ 

4 O’clock snack. Or 10 O’clock if you please. ‘De Taart Van Mijn Tante’

We all know that two full days of sales hunting and shopping and strolling around counts as cardio. Def. So you’re allowed to have a snack. Or two. Throughout your city trip. (and might I add that carrying heavy loaded shopping bags – especially if you’re anything like me and always have to buy shoes – count as some serious weight lifting) Off course we went for a Starbucks stop to enjoy the wifi (addicts for sure) and a brownie. (Oh, might be good to know that all places mentioned in this post provide free Wifi. Just ask the waiters :)) But if you are looking for something a bit more special to have a rest and to comfort your sweet tooth you should go to ‘de taart van mijn tante’ (my auntie’s pie). The interior is a ‘merry kitsch mess’ filled with pretty antique chairs and cosy colored tables and lamps. I love that. It feels like you are sitting inside a huge, artificially colored cupcake. Perfection. (Maybe not the best place to take the boyfriend) Roxan and I both chose the ‘chocolate slut pie’. Because, what’s in a name? And you’ll be pleased to know: it wasn’t too heavy on the tummy. Make sure you schedule a piece of pie from the auntie when in Amsterdam. You won’t be sorry! 😉 I believe it’s kind of mandatory.

Ferdinand Bolstraat 10 (daily open from 10.00 – 18.00) Website: http://www.detaart.com/en/contact.htm 

Sushi Dinner at hotspot Izakaya

I love sushi. To such an extent that I could eat it on a daily base. I love to discover new combinations. Even though I’ll always order something tuna. But, if people tell me the latest place to be in Amsterdam is a sushi restaurant I need no further convincing. Izakay is part of the Sir Albert hotel. If you are an unknowing tourist, you’ll walk straight past it. If you are a well prepared and a thoroughly researched foodie tourist (*cough*), you’ll walk straight in. And that’s exactly what we did. The interior is very lofty and loungy. I’m not sure if that’s the correct way to describe an interior, but you guys will have to do it with that. 🙂 Eye catcher is a huge wooden bar (where we didn’t get to sit at, because we were a little late with reservations) right in the middle of the restaurant surrounded by small and cozy tables. We sat right next to the kitchen and got to see the sushi magic happen. When they hand you the menu they give you three options (or at least, that’s what our waiter did): either you follow a menu, which costs about 75 euros per person, or you pick three to four options from their menu (and there are a lot of options) per person that they will put in the middle of the table so you can share, or you can put your trust into your waiter and let him pick out three to four options for you.  We combined our own picks (these girls need their tuna and shrimps when eating sushi) with picks from our waiter and fair to say we had a great dinner! We went for three options each, which filled us up fine. But, if you are a big eater and didn’t go for pie earlier on, I suggest you pick four. 😉 It’s the perfect romantic getaway for a datenight or a great girlsnight place. You’ll love it, I promise. It’s a little more pricey then your everyday street corner sushi spot. But it is so worth it

Sir Albert Hotel – Albert Cuypstraat 2-6 (+31 20 30 53 090) Website: http://www.izakaya-amsterdam.com/home.html

Et voila. Those were our discoveries from the past weekend. Amsterdam really is one of my favorite cities in Europe. If any of you have some other great Amsterdam-foodie experiences, feel free to share them below. Will be much appreciated. 🙂

And as usual: bon appétit!

Xoxo, Kirsten